The Divotones Awesome Artwork by Ed Mironiuk

We were lucky enough to become friends with one of the best visual artists in the country today, Ed Mironiuk. His vision is amazing and his artwork captures the true essence of our songs. Check out these images from our various albums and tell me they are no fantastic! Ed can go from sexy to humorous in seconds. And the detail makes each piece a treasure hunt. Click on the images below for larger pics.

Be sure to visit Ed's web site.

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Special Features

Notable Quotes
Sure its easy to toot your own horn and lots of people do it! As a musician, its a mighty fine line between trying to promote yourself and sounding like a big-headed braggart!

So it sure is appreciated when you finally garner some real world reviews and critiques from some of the media honchos and heavy hitters! Check out out these Notable Quotes for some "on the level" insight on The Divotones:

"Stellar." "Very Entertaining." "This CD Rocks." "Light up a doob & enjoy."
-- ROLLED & STONED MAGAZINE

"These guys are poised to be at the top of the charts soon!
-- BULLBOARD

"Best Band & Best new CD of 2014. Nuff Said."
-- NOSTRODAMUS

"Bizarre hidden passages, disturbing sub-liminal messages, maddening & distressing. Highly recommended!"
-- NATIONAL PSYCHOPATHIC

"The Divotones are down with some funky rock music for the cats in the hood"
-- THE CHICAGO SLUM TIMES

"100 great new ways to be nice to those really cool guys in The Divotones"
-- COSMOSPOLITAN LADIES FORUM

"Offensive! Terrible! Vulgar and distasteful! Perfect for daytime network T.V. Get them on the show!"
--
ORPA

"This type of levity should not be allowed to continue! We will be pursuing legal proceedings immediately!"
-- Alfred B. Nueman

"With an obvious flair for combining fabrics & textures with classic appointments, The Divotones understated elegance should happily reside with most any decor."
-- BAD HOUSEKEEPER

"Well written & engaging." "I could not put it down." "Breaks the mold of literary predictability." "So funny I almost choked to death on a ham sandwich."
-- O.B.C.T. (Orpa Book Club Testimonials)

"We do not appreciate, endorse or support the suggestively slanderous and malicious meanderings of The Divotones & their compositions thereof."
-- FUNKY WAGNALL

"Best Panty Sandwich we've ever had anywhere. Period."
-- CON DE NASTY

"5 Stars & 5 Diamonds."
-- ZAGNUTS

"We've been getting a lot of requests for this new Reborn as a Stripper Pole thing thats going around and we want royalties!"
-- THE VATICAN

"Laughing is good for you and The Divotones make you laugh, so therefore The Divotones are good for you." -- THE SURGEON GENERAL

 
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